A chronicle of one small bar/restaurant/sty in one medium sized urban county.
*About Us*
Name:Barbitch
Age:27
Gender:Female
Location:LeSplat, otherwise known as The Mouth of Madness or Gross,
What Did I Just Put My Elbow In?
Likes: Fine Newcastle English Brown Ale, my dogs, accessories, sitting
on my couch, a damn fine cup of coffee, TMBG, syncroncity, vintage
thing(s), not paying for tattoos, joss whedon and comic books
Dislikes: lack of coffee and flavored creamer, the fact that i have no
apointment television shows, exercising, doing the dishes, people who
fail to use turn signals, physical pain (most specifically my own),
lack of accessories
Recently I: Began writing a romance novel in lieu of the great
american novel and realized i suck at writing the sex scenes...
Name:Kronick
Age:40-ish, as in "Ish, I am Forty already?" I want my 20s back.
Gender:Male
Location:LeSplat
Likes: Warm Puppies, Digital Cable, DVR, Red Wine, Ratatoulle, Molson
Canadian, Thrift Shops, French Vanilla Coffee Creamer, Really bad
biographies about very uninteresting people, Natural Body parts,
Melting Stuff.
Dislikes: Unrelated children not related to me, Paying retail, Four
way stops, other people's driving, Weak coffee, Fake accents,
Congestive Heart Failure, the questioning of my credentials, When my
underground lair's sprinkler system goes off - despite no second hand
smoke, Stuff that doesn't melt.
Recently I: Lost one quarter of my body weight in fluid in 8 days.
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